WHEEZE
Journal Entry: Fri May 2, 2008, 9:53 AM
I seriously just - HAHAHAHAHAHAHA! THIS IS SO FUNNY I'M DYING!
A Twig In Time
On a humourous and evil morning, Lucien sat on a sex tape. It was Valentine's Day and he was all alone. His nose ached in sorrow for the secret love that he could never share. How could he expect Ducky to love someone with a red crotch?
Romantically, he began to recite a poem he had composed. "Ah, my love is like a soft dark hammer, all on a summer's day. I wish my Ducky would spit me, in his own fresh way..."
"Do you?" Ducky sat down beside Lucien and put his hand on Lucien's sexy big toe. "I think that could be arranged."
Lucien gasped heartily. "But what about my red crotch?"
"I like it," Ducky said giggly. "I think it's shiny."
They came together and their kiss was like a heroine addicted cat in a mud puddle.
"I love you," Lucien said huskily.
"I love you too," Ducky replied and spat him.
They bought a werewolf, moved in together, and lived patiently ever after.
- Listening to: Wayward Son - Kansas
- Reading: Saiyuki
- Watching: Re watching Gurren Lagann
- Playing: Super Smash Bros
- Eating: A MANLY SOUL
- Drinking: White Tea
Devious Comments
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Yes, I am a KaguraxSesshoumaru fan
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“When the power of love overcomes the love of power, the world will know peace.”
- Jimi Hendrix
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Apocalypse Please
you gotta watch this!
I all i wanted was to just hear the song...then i saw THIS
[link]
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Support the love for Chopper-chan! <3<3
~Chopper-FanClub
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Check out my other dA account for photography! [link]
And be sure to check out the Royal Pain series: CINDERELLA vs. ARIEL!!! [link]
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"Sweeney Todd! with barbers this hot, you'll shoot your own Boyfriend!" - Envious-Chiko
I love my sister
Thank you for the -------
I appreciate
A lazy dance today
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# et puis...
# ... un rêve sans étoiles est un rêve oublié
e t s y │ b l o g
but.. what a nice little gallery! ^^
*watch*
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Share your good feelings and they'll come back to you.
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Apocalypse Please
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------------Free Porn!-----------
There's not enough pot to go to
92% of the teenage population,
You are all Bloody Retarded.
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